How to Make Perfect Patio Bird Bath

I'm not a famously patient person when it comes to getting things done.  When I decide that I want something, I either buy it (not very often) or make it (my preferred approach if I have the ability, tools, and parts).  So last week, when I decided I needed a birdbath, I did some quick research to see what was out there for patio birdbaths.  There were some I liked, but I could only laugh at the cost. So I set about to make my own.

And it turned out to be incredibly easy!  And cheap!  So in case you're so inclined, here was my process.

Disclaimer: I'm a jewelry maker, so I have tools and decorative chain on hand.  But if you don't, don't let that stop you.  Use whatever you have in tool boxes, junk drawers, and n the back of the closet!

What you need:

Two pairs of pliers. I have jeweler's tools, but any pair will do just fine.

About 4 feet of small but sturdy chain.  This will be what wraps the bowl.  I used some ugly cheap stuff I've had for years.  You can use any kind of chain you have, including an old dog chain.

A foot or two of sturdy chain.  This is the piece you are going to use to hang the bath.

An old bowl.  The shallower the better.  I also like the clear bowl so I can see when its empty or dinner without having to climb on a chair.

Preparing the Chain

Separate the chain into four separate chains. You do this by opening the last link of the chain. Grip the link with one set in your not-dominate hand. In the other hand, slightly bend the ring to the right. NEVER pull the two ends apart unless you plan on throwing the ring away. If you have never done this before, here are some excellent step-by-step directions.

Using the same method as above, unhook a link from the big chain.

Slide the ends of all four small chains on the link.

Close the big link and spread out the chains like an X.

Making the Base

Set the bowl on top.

Open the bottom link of the big chain and slide the other end of the four small chains through it.  Close the loop.

Straighten it all out and give it a few light yanks to make sure all the links are properly tightened.  Better to have it fall and crash on your patio than fall several stories on some poor soul's head.

Step back and admire your handiwork!

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Herb Preservation Part I : Herbs for Cooking

A thing of yummy scentedness can last a good long while!

So you have an herb garden.  You have dreams of cooking with fresh, organic herbs long into the winter, tossing stir-fries with flamey flourishes as you toss in basil with aplomb.  But, as fall draws near and you find your plants setting into their bitter ways, you begin to wonder.  How do I keep these puppies around for awhile?  Well, it depends on the herb and the purpose, really.

The following are some general guidelines for your first attempts.  Questions or suggestions?  Give a holler in the comments section!

Basic Prep

Whatever method you use, there a few first steps that don't vary.

1. Harvest the herbs.  NEVER take more than 1/3 of the plant unless it's an annual.  ALWAYS harvest in the morning.  Use a sharp instrument so you don't damage the plant.  
2. Clean them.  If you're freezing, oiling, or pasting, washing is fine.  If you're drying, just give them a few good shakes, or, if you're more paranoid than I am, use a barely damp cloth to wipe them.  And I do mean barely damp!  If you get them too wet and don't dry them off with a towel thoroughly enough, you're setting yourself up for mold.
3. Remove all the bug eaten, diseased, or otherwise nasty looking parts.  You can remove whole leaves or (if the leaves are large) just cut off the damaged part.

Drying

Many herbs either taste much better (and stronger) dried, and drying can be the best way to ready them for use in teas and simmering or baking dishes.  The longer the dish has to cook, the better chance you have of the dried herb's flavor permeating it with spicy deliciousness.

Just about anything you like for tea should be dried.  Not only is a dried herb stronger and smaller for easier storage, but then you can mix your crispy goodies together for out of this world tea blends.  More on that later.

Other herbs that a best dried are dill, parsley, lemon verbena, oregano, rosemary, sage, summer savory, sweet majoram, thyme.  These have very low moisture content, so they will dry quickly without molding.

The best (and most tedious) method of drying herbs is the paper bag method.  This technique keeps dust contamination down and ensures that you capture any leaves that fall off the stem while drying.  It also prevents fading and evaporation from too much light. 

Paper Bag Method

1. Buy a bundle of paper lunch sacks for chump change at whatever store closest to you carries them. 
2. Using a hole punch, take out some of your anger management issues on the bags until they resemble swiss cheese.  Use the cushiest, most expensive punch you can find.  In my long experience, the cheap metal ones will have your hands red and cramped before you get enough for a pot of tea.
3. Write the name of the herb on the bag.
4. Tie small bundles of the herbs together.  And I do mean small.  You want them loose enough so they get good air circulation, otherwise they'll mold.
5. Hang the bundle upside down in the bag, with the leaves preferably not touching the bottom or sides.  Any empty stems should stick out the top.  If there are no empty stems, leave enough of the string out the you can use it to hang the bag.
6. Staple or tape the top.  
7. Hang them all in a dry room away from direct sun.
8. Check them every week to gauge progress and to toss the moldy ones.
9. Once they're dry, store them in glass or tupperware away from direct sunlight.
10. Use within a year.

My Method

1. Tie small bundles of the herbs together.  And I do mean small.  You want them loose enough so they get good air circulation, otherwise they'll mold.
2. Hang them upside down in a in a dry room away from direct sun.  (See photo above.)
3. Once they're dry, store them in glass or tupperware away from direct sunlight.
4. Use within a year.

You risk dust and dropped leaves, but I just hate wasting time, money, and flexible fingers on the paper bag method.

If you want to dry herbs with high moisture content (like basil, lemon balm, mint, and tarragon), you can use the above methods with some success if the weather is hot and dry.  Michigan weather being the finicky brat that it is, my luck is hit and miss.  Otherwise, you can use the oven on very, very low temps or use a food dehydrator.  I don't do either, so you'll have to look elsewhere for more details.

Freezing

Some can be frozen for use in sauces, stews, stir-fries, and ice cream.  

• Borage flowers and mint do really well frozen in individual ice cubes.  They give a nice flavor and look to lemonade and iced tea.  Fill the cubes up half way and put the flower or sprig on top.  Let them freeze for a half hour or so, them fill the cubes up the rest of the way.  (This keeps the flora in the middle of the tray instead of floating to to the top.)  You can also do this with strawberries and violets in spring.  Note: if you boil the water before using it, your ice cubes will be less cloudy.

• Chives, curry, lemon grass, and winter savory taste much better frozen than dried if you chop them up, lay them flat on a cookie sheet, and freeze them for 20 minutes or so before tossing them into a bag.  They also won't stick together in big clumps that are harder to measure when you pull them from the bag.

• Basil, lemon balm, horehound, mint, summer savory, tarragon, and thyme do beautifully if you lay leaves or sprigs out on a cookie sheet, freeze for a couple hours, then lay into tupperware containers to be stacked back in the freezer.

Oils

Herb oils are pretty awesome culinary masterpieces.  They're beautiful and tasty, and can be used for frying, on salads, on steamed veggies, in pasta dishes, for dipping bread, and for marinating.

Good candidates for oils are basil, chervil, fennel, garlic, lavender, lovage, oregano, rosemary, sage, sweet marjoram, tarragon (my personal favorite), thyme, and winter savory (my other personal favorite).  You can also toss in dried citrus rind and peppercorns.  

There are some tricks to making oils in order to make sure it doesn't go rancid. If you've ever canned, you'll recognize some of these steps.

1. Use clean, un-cracked, sterilized glass jars.  If you have a dishwasher, use the sterilize cycle.  If not, let them boil in water for 10 minutes.  Make sure they are completely dry before you put the oil in.
2. Select your oil based on taste and ease of use.  I like extra-virgin olive oil.  (Though it does tend to go rancid more quickly than others.)   I've heard other kinds of oils don't go rancid as fast, especially sesame oil, but I've never tried them.
3. Try to use leaves rather than sprigs.  Stems have air in them, and air in the oil can cause it to go rancid.  
4. Put your herbs in first, then pour the oil on top of them.  Make sure they're completely covered.  
5. Use a wooden dowel to run around the inside of the jar to ensure there are no air bubbles lurking around.
6. Seal the jar.  If using canning jars, use either the metal or plastic lids that came with them.  If using cork, make sure it's in tight.
7. Leave them in a sunny (really sunny) spot for two months.
8. Open the jars to check to see if they're rancid.  If you see water on top, that's OK - it just means that you use a high moisture herb - like basil - that shed its water.  Just drain it off.
9. Strain into a bowl, then pour it it's permanent home.  If you want to use the same jar, make sure that you clean and dry it first.
10. Use it within 3 years.

Pastes

Pastes are pretty awesome to use in just about anything.  You definitely get a fresh flavor, and as a bonus it's a little more concentrated than fresh herbs.  You also can make some kick-ass mixes for handy use in soups, stews, and sauces.

You can use any herb you want in a paste.  I like mixes like:

• thyme, lemon juice, garlic, and parsley for steamed veggies,
• basil, oregano, sweet marjoram, and a pinch of sage as a base for any Italian recipe like pasta sauce, pizza sauce, and a base for soups and stews,
• rosemary, winter savory, oregano, and garlic for potatoes

Generally speaking, you need two cups of fresh herbs per 1/2 cup oil.  Any kind of oil is fine - I mostly use canola.

Take your sprig, wash and dry it, hang it upside down over a bowl, and slide your fingers down over the stem.  This will drop the leaves into the bowl but leave the woody parts on the stem.  Once you've got two cups worth, pop them into a food processor bowl with the oil and blend until everything is chopped and mixed.

Spoon into your container of choice.  I like the smallish rectangular tupperware bowls.  They won't fully freeze because of the oil, so you can spoon out bits as you need. You can also use freezer bags, but they tend to get messy after awhile.

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